"The cosiest 8 hours I spent in a collapsing city." - Pixel Parade"Dungeon Lunch made me hungry AND sad." - Joystick Weekly"Neon Cellar ships polish like it is a personality." - Indie Cargo"I played the Orbit Janitor demo four times. Send help." - @lowpolyleo"The cosiest 8 hours I spent in a collapsing city." - Pixel Parade"Dungeon Lunch made me hungry AND sad." - Joystick Weekly"Neon Cellar ships polish like it is a personality." - Indie Cargo"I played the Orbit Janitor demo four times. Send help." - @lowpolyleo
ROADMAP.EXE
What the cellar is cooking. Bars fill as we ship.
Moth Kingdom: vertical sliceQ4 2026
Sandwich Samurai: 1.0 releaseQ1 2027
Orbit Janitor: public demoQ2 2027
Console ports (Switch, Deck)Q3 2027
HISCORES.TXT
| # | NAME | GAME | SCORE |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | MOO | Dungeon Lunch | 128400 |
| 02 | BEX | Sandwich Samurai | 097250 |
| 03 | ZIP | Moth Kingdom | 088100 |
| 04 | NAN | Orbit Janitor | 061900 |
| 05 | OLI | Dungeon Lunch | 042300 |
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CREW.DAT
Luka VeselPixel art
Ines OkaforDesign
Bram de WitEngine
Sora TanakaMusic
+7 more. We are hiring a QA wizard and a tools engineer.
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"Neon Cellar ships polish like it is a personality." - Indie Cargo